May 2013
149 posts
roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
canyousonicme:
GOODBYE, SWEETIE.
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fuckingblacksabbath:
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
Supernatural is moving to tuesdays this fall
mixgoldenphoenix:
prettyboysintheimpala:
destieliscanon:
Source
If Gabe doesn’t come back next Season, they’ve missed a golden opportunity.
tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
littlestbug:
poutingly:
angryfuckingvegan:
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist
i’m imagining him alone in his...
profrumbleroar:
mountincest:
lovemetoinfinity:
fatdough:
rewind-and-restart:
mountincest:
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your...
tvspecial:
whorville:
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
4 tags
Valjean: It's okay, dude, I won't kill you and I forgive you for ruining my life. In fact, you can arrest me. But let me just save this dying kid first, okay?
Javert: WHAT
Javert: KINDNESS DETECTED
Javert: HUMAN EMOTION ENGAGED
Javert: EMPATHY LEVELS RISING
Javert: OVERWRITING MORAL CODE
Javert: ERROR
Javert: ERROR
Javert: CANNOT COMPUTE
Javert: SELF-DESTRUCT ACTIVATED